Todd McNeal

Lyrics

Oh immortality is a commodity
Infertility is a disease
Insemination can solve your problems
As long as you pay the fees

Anxiety
Insobriety
Just a little notoriety
Are all the components
Of institutional greed

Invest then inject
It's time to proceed
A seminal investment
In proportion to your needs
Although high returns
Are not guaranteed
Fear not for we'll soon
Have you brimful of seed

Seminal investments
Seminal investments
Seminal investments
In proportion to need
And the rest we can freeze

Asexuality is my speciality
Reproduction is my expertise
Mother Nature cannot be relied on
To fertilise the right seed

Variety
In society
Doesn't guarantee propriety
Unnatural selection
Is the process we need

Invest then inject
It's time to proceed
A seminal investment
In proportion to your needs
Although high returns
Are not guaranteed
Fear not for we'll soon
Have you brimful of seed

Seminal investments
Seminal investments
Seminal investments
In proportion to need
It's the best way to breed

Seminal investments in proportion to need
Seminal investments it's the best way to breed
Seminal investments in proportion to need
Seminal investments it's the best way to breed

Oh immortality
That's the way things should be


Sir Felix Statione - Jeremy Curtin
Backing Vocals - Emilie Lemasson, Eva Spata, Michael Curtin
Piano - Todd McNeal

From the musical 'Grace and Favour' (2008), book and lyrics by Jane Scott, music by Todd McNeal

lyrics (c) copyright J Scott 2008
music (c) copyright T McNeal 2008